Naming it with a 1 because I have no clue what to name this but I know that there'll be more posts like this one and I most likely won't know what to name all those other ones too. Unoriginality at its finest, folks.
I think pretty much anyone who talks to me has heard me mention my dork of a dad before. He's the kind of guy that has a "Geek On" shirt with the power symbol and his license plate frame says "I'd rather be pimpin' my PC" and works in a computer company with a shitload of other geeks. Whenever Mom makes us have family time at the dinner table or in the living room or go out, my dad would be on his phone or laptop along with me and my brother.
Dad also has a habit of blurting out incredibly funny things and twisting a situation humorously. I like telling the story of Mom freaking out and asking, "What do we do?!" and Dad just jumping in from the other room like, "GHOST BUSTERS!" I've also told a few people about this one time where I was getting in Dad's car to go home, and he had a bunch of PVC pipes in there.
Aunt: Watch your head, don't get hit.
Me: ...What am I supposed to do?
Dad: Kiss it!
He and I also decided at the supermarket to buy green tea mochi ice cream simply because it's a lovely green color.
Anyways, the point of this post is the following two conversations that just happened while I was getting myself some ice cream. Which I just happened to finish at the end of this sentence.
Mom: I'm sleepy.
Dad: You should get that tattooed to your forehead.
Mom: Why?
Dad: You say it everyday, honey.
Mom: I do?!
Me: Mom, you're kinda like this when you get home.
Me: *flops on couch* I'M HUNGRY. I'M SLEEPY. I'M TIRED. HONEY, HELP ME, I CAN'T GET UP.
Dad: *walks off like I Don't Know Them*
Mom: *laughing* Honey, why won't you help her?!
Me: Dad, do you want ice cream?!
Dad: I'm eating chicken!
Me: What???
Mom: Your dad (is) chicken!
Me: Daddy (is) chicken?
Mom: Yup!
Dad: Then your mom is Turkey!
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