Plants vs. Zombies Pick Up Lines

Because, hell, there's PvsZ fanfics.  Why aren't there any pick-up lines?
So, naturally, because I'm a huge geek, I made my own.


 

I can make your wall-nut into a tall-nut. || My wall-nut turns into a tall-nut when I see you.

Is your name Lily, last name Pad?  Cuz I want to be on top of you.

I want to see your peashooter. || Wanna see my peashooter?

Are you a magnet-shroom?  Cuz I'm certainly attracted to you.

I can make your cherry bomb explode. || You make my cherry bomb explode.

I want to plant my peashooter in your pumpkin. || I want you to plant your peashooter in my pumpkin.

I'm a potato mine, just waiting for your contact.

I want you on me like a bungee zombie.

Are you a coffee bean?  Cuz when I'm near you, my wall-nut just wakes right up.

Are you a torchwood?  Cuz you're flaming hot.

I'll eat you like a gravebuster on a grave.

Are you a plantern?  Because you light up my world.

I am a zombie, and you are the brains.

I can make your cob cannon rise.

Are you a snow pea?  Cuz I am frozen in your gaze.